25 Things You Should Never Say at a Bachelorette Party

So, your bestie is getting hitched? There’s probably a bachelorette party on the horizon (how exciting!). You already know the basic dos and don’ts of partygoing, but you’re really going to want to take these rules to heart for your BFF’s last hurrah. This is her one and only bachelorette bash and you really don’t want to be the Debbie Downer who rains on her parade. Skip saying these things and you’ll be the perfect bachelorette party guest.

Here are some things you should never say at a bachelorette party.

• “Finally, a relationship of yours worth celebrating.”
• “I know you only get one bachelorette party, but can we try not to spend too much?”
• “I love my dress tonight, so I’m going to skip the matching outfits.”
• “My bachelorette party was so fun, we should try to recreate it tonight.”
• “Can’t we just take an Uber? I don’t think I can afford to pitch in for a limo.”
• “We have to listen to my playlist.”
• “I’m already ready for bed.”
• “I don’t want to stay out too late.”
• “Did your sister-in-law really need to come?”
• “Ugh, this is so immature. Can’t we act like adults.”
• “Why did you invite my frenemy? That’s just asking for drama.”
• “I think you should make out with that guy, I’m going to set it up!”
• “I know you hate [insert activity], but we should totally do it.”
• “I don’t want to be in any photos.”
• “FYI I don’t love the bridesmaid dresses you chose.”
• “Wow, this is pretty G-rated. I can’t wait for my bachelorette party, it’s going to be wild.”
• “These games are so immature, I’m not playing.”
• “I really hate this bar.”
• “I just texted your fiancé(e) this super embarrassing photo of you. Hope you don’t mind!”
• “I invited my boyfriend, I hope that’s cool.”
• “Just so you know, I’m documenting this entire night on my Insta story. Like, the entire night.”
• “Are you sure you want to get married?”
• “I’m going to be single forever *sob*”
• “Do we have to split the bill equally? I only had like one drink.”
• “This night is going to be the inspiration for my toast at your wedding. Get ready to blush."

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